Friday, September 19, 2008

Harsh days


Good luck for upcoming exams. :)

Watch these videos to destress, once again, credits to MadTV and Bobby Lee!! XD


Bobby Lee- The Blind Kung Fu Master #1




Bobby Lee- The Blind Kung Fu Master #2




Bobby Lee- The Blind Kung Fu Master #3




Bobby Lee- The Blind Kung Fu Master #4

Monday, September 15, 2008

It's all about life


I sometimes wonder, is there something wrong with me trying new stuff? Or is there something wrong with other people's reaction.

Today i was suppose to go to school at 8.45am. So that meant that i had a lot of time at home from 7.00am onwards. So i decided to try on a new hairstyle just for fun. I look at the style catalog on the wall of the bathroom. I tried to spike my hair like how the guy did for 30 minutes. I was like wow, not bad. I thought there was nothing wrong with it until some said it wasn't nice. What's so bad to just try something new? =.= Even my bag was criticized AGAIN. =.= Haha, anyway i can't spike it like that anymore. 2 reasons: my hair grows quickly and i only spike it that way when i'm going out(not to school) since it's time-wasting and causes damage to my hair.



Is there really something wrong with my hair?

Is there really something wrong with my bag that makes me look gay?

The thing is, those who criticized me were guys. Note that i mention GUYS and that i don't think that they support fashion from different countries. So what's wrong with following China and Japan? Nothing. :) I guess i should thank Hong Hui for commenting on my bag. LOL! XD



So anyway, after having lunch with Hock Siong, Alexis, Guan Siang and Wei Yuan, I noticed that Alexis's bag was slightly torn in his left or right shoulder support. I thought that he was wearing it too low and that no strength was used by his spines and only his shoulders, making the bag prone to tear easily. I told him why not follow Wei Yuan? Wei Yuan agreed to me that it was not the fashion nowadays to hang the bag low nor too high, just the right length plus it also makes it feel lighter due to the use of the back of the body to support thus making it more comfortable. Guan Siang, Alexis and Hock Siong were like REALLY AH? And they all slightly pulled up their bag. Hahaha looks like they're not updated yet. :)



At the bus-stop, Hock Siong went overbroad and PULLED THE BAG SO HIGH that he was like a parachuter. XD Not to forget pulling up his pants like a dork and carried his file.




Dork pose no.1 :)

Dork pose no.2 :)

Anyway, here's some AWESOME videos, my favourite comedian Bobby Lee!!! XD

Bobby Lee- 24 with John Cena

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Funny moments.


Gonna upload more funny videos due to popular demands. :) Anyway nothing to post today. Good luck all for your End-Of-Year exams. :D

GOD THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Bobby Lee Vs Wild.



Bobby Lee's 24 with Jonathan Bilt as the terrorist.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

Friday, September 12, 2008

Love Anger Tragedy


CHIONG AH!!! I grabbed a badminton racket out of the P.E store and ran out to the parade square, finding someone to play badminton with. And that day was yesterday, during P.E lesson. My badminton partner was Guan Siang. We had much fun quite a few times until we got bored till i told him for every loser for a 5-point round, he has to run a lap around the parade square. I got pawned twice, pawned him one time, changed sides, pawned him another time, and got pawned again two times due to sight disadvantage. :(

Well anyway, during english lesson, what an unlucky event, Ms. Tan was revising tips for formal letter writing. Note this: I WAS PAYING MY GODAMN ATTENTION TO HER! I WAS JUST BROWSING THROUGH THE PAPER AND SAW THE NAME Chee Keong WHERE GINO AND I SUDDENLY TURNED OUR HEADS AND SAID "Keong Keong~" AND CHUCKLED FOR JUST A SMALL VOLUME! That's where she gave us her 'stare of death' and sent us to hell(outside the classroom at the corridor).

Waited...

Waited...

Waited as Gino was all the way at the end of one side of the corridor...

And she came out and talked only to me, asking what was so funny.

Me: I was browsing through the paper when Gino and I saw Chee Keong as a funny name and chuckled a little.

Ms.Tan: *nag nag nag nag*

WTF??? I dont even get to say anything. She's like a debating queen trying to oppose everything i'm saying.. =.=

Nevermind...

Anyway as i was going home boarding the bus 56, two motherfucked up Singapore school bitches kept staring at me. One of them said,"Hi, you boy or girl?"

WTF IS WRONG WITH MY BAG?? IT IS A UNISEX BAG AND MAINLY GUYS CARRY THEM! So, i totally ignored them even though i had lots to say in my mind.

My thoughts are as followed:
Your father male or female? :)
You bitch or bastard? :)
Your mother male your father female then you singapore bitch lah? :)
You ugly bitches aren't even exposed to fashion from different countries so SHUT UP!
You guys are nothing but a social disgrace.

Anyway whatever... No offense, i'm only applying to SOME Singaporeans, at least to a small group of them that is...

Oh oh, my ex-girlfriend told me two days ago at night that she apologised for insulting me. Why? BECAUSE SHE WAS JEALOUS!!! =.= Story to be continued in the later part of this post.

So i waited in eagerness at home for her sms to inform me that she'll be leaving her house.

4.5Xpm-- She smsed me and told me that she has left the house. So i changed to my casual outing clothes, no need to be fashionable since it'll be only around an hour or so, tried out my new GATSBY deodorant, wax-spiked my hair which i don't normally do in school and set off to.... Somewhere in Singapore.. :)

When i reached that place, she was occupied with her iTouch and her storybook which i kinda forgot.

We went to an area where there is a pillar and we stopped there. She took out her handphone and showed me her smses from my ex-girlfriend to her, even though it should not be shown to me at all.

The messages are all messages of insults and unhappiness towards me.

Your tabor so ugly!
His chinese sucks! I primary 6 already better than him now.
No point being with him!
He's not good enough for you!
I rather go for SG guys than him lah.

Do you see why i don't really like Singapore girls now and why she's jealous? I think she just want us to break apart and take her revenge towards me for not patching back with her. That's so uncool.

The rest of my date with my girldfriend... Updated in my personal diary. :)

And that night, i was smsing my indonesian friend. She totally agreed with me how she also dislike some Singaporean girls. Note that it was a SHE. I don't want to carry on what we were saying since i don't want to offend any Singapore readers. :)

Today, nothing much. My mother stacked up my work in a slipshod manner and i thought i had finished packing my bag last night until i found out that i did not bring my English situational writing essay which was to be handed up today. I SHOUTED and SWORN at her and she did the same. In class i smsed her and told her no need to bring and that i was rewriting my essay during mathematics class. And during mathematics class, hahaha, got back my elementary maths test back.

8/15.. :)

1 careless mistake, 7 marks gone.. How cool is that? :)

Whatever, i consider myself up-to-standard for this test. :)

After school, late for archery class but no punishment though. :)

My archery skills GREATLY improved.

Upon 15, my scores are as followed:
12/15
14/15
15/15

I was in the top 10 archers for the day until i had to share the board with KENNY. I had to change the bow, target board and arrows. I conclude that bad feng shui was on my side. Since then my score became 7/15 and 8/15. During the finals, my fellow brother scout Xuan jie won the competition and will be awarded a trophy soon. :D Congratulations. :)

I then had a personal competition with kenny again. I forgot how many shoot-outs we had, but my score was 71? And his was 68. I so owned his 1 buck. :D

Rest of the day? Nothing much to say, will update it in my diary. :D

Oh, watch this kewl video, sure to crack your nuts and cherries! XD

Pornstar Registration

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Frustration


Maybe i shouldn't have bring the two of you together. You're nothing but trouble for the both of us. I'm not being jealous i swear. I'm just worried you might affect her in her studies and life.

...

Emaths test-- what a FLUNK! 1 HUGE careless mistake and i'm gonna lose marks big time! :( Therefore became emo during geography class. Bad memories came into my head and i cant do the worksheet given by the relief teacher.

What memories?

Last night, i was VERY pissed.

Yesterday afternoon, my ex-girlfriend smsed me. She said, "Maybe it's better for me to just stay out of your life since you already have a stead. I dont want to be extra." Something like that, i even translated her "english"
Me:I'm not patching back with you after those hurtful memories and now i'm with her. Sorry.
My ex:Okay, then see you next time bah, i don't want to extra.
Me:You are not an extra. You just have to realise your past mistakes. I did not choose to live you alone like that, you are my friend and i intend to keep it that way. And i don't mind introducing my girlfriend to you and i bet the three of us can be great friends. :)
My ex: *i forgot what she said* Tell me her name and number.

And so i gave her the information.

Later that night, i was on the phone with my girlfriend.

Me: So, are you two cool?
Her: Yes! We got "married"!
Me: =.=
Her: She said you... Uhh nevermind cannot tell, i promised her not to say.
Me:*feels indifferent*

After our conversation, i smsed my ex and asked her what the two of them were talking about.

My ex: Lol, no ah.
Me: Hahaha okay okay, i guess i shan't be a kapoe kid.
My ex: ~.~ even if you asked me i wont say lah. Anyway, i'm pro in flirting with girls. The rest i will pangseh one. (The rest i dont understand her fucking english)
Me: You will pangseh my girlfriend?
My ex: I wont pangseh your charbor lah. Ni fang xin. Limbu wont pangseh anybody but will pangseh you even though we are friends. ~.~
Me: Ow...kay... Haha..ha...
My ex: Eh, i just did my houseworkleh, i guai hor?
Me: You don't normally do them?
My ex: As if. I very guai one. I not like you.......So.......... Guai lan de..... I rocks!
Me: Hahaha okay okay...
My ex: And hor!!! Your char bor is like 1000x better than you lah! You like... =.=
Me: You done insulting me...?
My ex: Ya why? Not happy already uh? Buay song right? Ok bye.

WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH! I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS! Why did she change... Dammit i don't wanna talk to such people. HATE HATE HATE THEM! Hokkien spamming bitches...

Whatever...

Wrote it down in my personal diary and yeah... That's all for today...

Frustrated...

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Retrieved memories, unwanted memories


Forget what i've said in the beginning of my previous post. :) I guess i owe my thanks to mom, she has proved her nagginess to be useful. She retrieved my bag of memory from Burger King when i was having tuition. :D

Anyway, enough said. :) I'm just glad you're back safe and "sound". And you too my beloved jacket. :)

Today's revision are as followed:

• Emaths paper from other school
• Amaths chapter 12 on three new functions
• Physics chapter on light until the part on critical angle

So here's today's thing, my ex-girlfriend smsed me this afternoon. About what?

Hey, your birthday's coming soon.
Why thank you.. :) Much appreciated.
Wah take so long to reply one..
Sorry, i was having my shower.
Lols, i see. Next year you O levels sure very busy one...
Nah i'm not. :) I have a life now. And i've recently decreased my time spent on computer games. :) And my results greatly improved. How's your life?
Different than yours...
Why what's wrong?
Dont know, cant concentrate on my work. Either my fault or my teacher's fault.

Okay okay, enough about conversation. The thing is, she's half-dead now. Why is that so? Sadly, she's till affected from then till now that we'd broken up while i'm leading a relaxing life since then.

She said that she hated those memories and she cant get rid of them.
Why? Then in the first place, why would you want to break up with me?
Because i'm forced to.
By whom?
My mother?
Oh, so you listened to your mother huh...

The thing is, i don't think that love between us back then wasn't strong even though i've told her many times i don't want that relationship to end. And the fact that she's gullable towards her mother made her break up with me with a REALLY STUPID WAY!

Why stupid?

She made new "friends"... And everytime i call her then, she'd be like,"Hello? Bobby ah?"
Uh huh yes..? :)
And then she just COMPLETELY IGNORED me and talked to her friends as if she's bitching around in the girls toilet by throwing wet tissues everywhere. The most painful one was that she even let her friend spammed lots of hokkien vulgarities at me and even LAUGHED at me. I couldn't bear talking to her again and hung up the phone. That way, we had broken up silently and i cried real badly then.

But now i'm okay. :) Not affected at all, but she still is. I asked her why she did that to me and she said she wanted to forget about me and told me that she thought she had really regretted what she had done. In my mind, OF COURSE THAT'S THE DUMBEST SOLUTION! I mean, she could've just told me. I guess she was'nt ready for relationship since she's really young. But i feel bad for her right now. Because of the end of our relationship, she's down with her life. She's failing her studies and wont even approach me for a reason that she's afraid of me..(wtf??)

I'll settle with her tomorrow.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Look at the right of this memorial picture, you're held tightly airborne in this awesome ride. :)

Friday, September 5, 2008

Truth and Lies


What does Bobby Muljono means?

You are full of energy.You are spirited and boisterous.You are bold and daring.You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Love is in the air...


I slept at 2am in the morning today. I think the both of us got hurt badly last night until we were so silent when we were talking on the phone. Haha, i guess it was partly my fault for being a sensitive guy.

Why?

She asked me if i thought that she did not want to go out with me during the September holidays.

Maybe... I don't know... You seem as if you'd rather go out with your friend than me... Not mentioning that you are the one who asked her out when you're free instead of me when i set aside Monday and Wednesday just to go out with you.. I know you want to spend more time with me that's why you picked thursday or friday to go out with me so that we can have fun whole day. Unfortunately, your father couldn't allow you to go out tomorrow(Thursday), i guess our promise is nothing but words.

I went silent for 5 seconds

Sorry... I did not meant it that way... Sorry sorry... I... Uhh...

Okay okay why am i saying all these? Hehe enough. :) I guess it was majorly my fault for being a sensitive guy... Gahh...

Anyway when i woke up, she smsed me and told me she would be able to meet me just for a short while.

Haha... Whatever...

So i told her okay...

She was like are you okay...? Sorry i cant meet you for long...

So bla bla bla~

2.30pm-- She called me and told me that she was setting off. I guess no movie for today since she will be having tuition at 6.15pm.

Met up with her at 4.00pm and... Alamak... Why am i telling this story..?
I feel embarassed. :x

Nevermind, just leave out the mushy parts. XD

I sat beside her and she asked me if i knew what a lovebite was.

It's something that people do at the first phase off having sex... Why? Wait wait wait... Lemme guess... Haizz... You brother did it.........?

Yes.

What the hell is wrong with him??!! That sick maniac... Haiz.... Come here.. Let me see..

Nevermind lah... Nothing big. :) He's going to the psychologist tomorrow anyway. He already has some disorder..

Oh... What disorder? I remembered you telling me he has some disorder...

Haha i myself dont even know. :)

Haiz... I just dont like it when people do this to you you know that...?

I know... Not as if i want it right...?

So then we continued walking as i tried to cheer her up. And so did i. Haha it was a funny incident then. We went to a secluded place, a big secluded place. XD

Hey, cheer up okay.. :)

Okay...

Come come i bring you here i fuck you want? :)

She laughed and said,"Okay lah, okay lah come come!! :D"

I gave her the =.= look and both of us become hyper and i said,"Yee, who want fuck you... Breast still small small. Shoo shoo, go away... Dont touch my person! :D"

OI MY BREAST WHERE GOT SMALL??!! :) *SMACK, PINCH, BOX MY STOMACH*

I poked her nose and pinched her cheeks...

Bla bla bla and both of us cheerful already! :D

The rest of the day... Haiz... Cannot tell. :)

Even though we only met for awhile... It was worth it... It meant alot to me and her and our problem got sorted out. But needless to say, i really missed those days when i were still friends with her. Haha we went out like crazy. :)

Just gotta wait until exams are over until we're able to go out like crazy again! :)

Anyway, watch this video.. It's HILARIOUS!!!! I laughed until i almost pee-ed in my pants. XD

Bobby Lee Dragonhunter 2

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Love's Komplikated


When i saw you for the first time,

I know... You are the one...

You didn't say a word to me...

But love, was in the air...

Then you... Held my hands...

Pulled me into your world...

From below my life...

Has changed for good...

Now i'll never feel..

Lonely again...

Cause you're in my life...

Love...

How can i explain to you?

The way i feel inside...

When i think of you...

I thank you...

For everything that you've showed me...

Don't you ever forget that i...

Love you

Love... I know that someday...

It'll soon bloom...

You'll be...

Right next to me...

Holding...

Me so tight...

So that i'll always be yours...

Although we cant be...

Together now...

Remember that i'm...

Here for you...

And i know you'll be there for me...

Whenever i've want to be with you...

I just close my eyes and pretend you're here...

I see you...

I touch you i feel you...

My dear...

Nothing can ever change what i feel inside...

How long must i be far away from you...?

I don't know dear but...

I know...

We are one...

Monday, September 1, 2008

Holidays~

It's all about homework, play, eat, sleep & hang out with friends! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Mamamia i'm going nuts!!! :S

Hahaha, got nothing to post today. :)

He made my day...

iMe

Name: Bobby Muljono
Age:15 this year
Blood Type: Unknown
CCA: Scouts
School: Beatty Secondary School

iLike

Her
Playing basketball
My family
My friends
To sleep

iHate

Liars
Backstabbers
Act cute morons
Childish people
Cheaters

iWish

To be with her eternally
Have a happy family
To own a dog

iLink

BaoXian
Calista
Gino
GuanSiang
Marissa
Miiko
Nadiah
WeiYuan
XueFeng

iMemories

August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008

iTalk

iPod

iCredit

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